Things Every Gay Man Should Do Before Turning 40 ;o)

OhNo40PinkGetting older is never easy and fun. For many gay men the idea of turning 40 is nothing short of terrifying. Well I am getting there very soon and I don’t feel like almost 40. My body changes a bit, priorities change and your mind and interests change too. I am a lucky “boy” who has very good genes, which makes me still looks younger. (Or so I am told and not for just getting me in the sack LOL) I don’t fear the big “4”, but I would have loved to stay 29 forever. The candles on my birthday cake keep saying that anyway ;o).

There is a 40 things list that at least every gay guy should have done before reaching the age 40 years old. I though “hmm why not check that list and see how well I did? What have I done with my life? What have I accomplished?” Remember I came out when I was 25, but still after checking and crossing of on the list, I can say “Ooops I did a lot haha”!!! And for the things I didn’t do, I still have one0 day left LOL. Be surprised what’s on the list and check it yourself. Your life experience checklist will continue to grow as we get older off course. And remember don’t take yourself like this list to serious…

Here are the 40 things every gay man should do before turning 40:

1.                       Go to a Gay Pride Parade.102

2.                       123Get over your body issues and be a go-go dancer for a night.

3.                       Dress up in drag.

4.                       Dress up in leather4.

5.                       Accept that you will never have sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

6.                       185008_376963222375296_1879083419_nGo to a gay wedding.

7.                       March in solidarity with your gay brothers and sisters at a protest rally.

8.                       Go to an LGBT Film Festival.

9.                      Expand your horizons. Find a fetish!!!IMG_1734

10.                  Go to your class reunion and finally talk to the straight guy you were obsessed with in High School.

11.                    Donate to The Human Rights Campaign, The Trevor Project, De Holebifoon or other gay advocacy organization.

12.                    Read a Gay book like “And the Band Played On”, “Tales of the City”, or “A Single Man”.

13.                    Stop wearing t-shirts that are two sizes too small.

14.                    17Stop being afraid of lesbians.

15.                    Date someone that is at least 10 years older than you.

16.                   Know your International Queens! RuPaul, , Divine, Lady Bunny, Dame Edna and Jackie Beat. 

17.                   Rene2DATE SOMEONE THAT IS AT LEAST 5 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU.

18.                   Live with a boyfriend.

19.                    Have sex with a black guy.image0011

20.                    Go to a Broadway musical.

21.                    Go to a professional Soccer, Basketball or Baseball game. (Yes, really!)

22.                   Go to therapycc-gay-bar.

23.                  Have sex on a beach, in a park, in an elevator, on a roof or balcony, in a car, in the desert and your parent’s house.22

24.                  Volunteer at an LBGT Senior Center.

25.                  shortbus02See these films: Weekend, The Broken Hearts Club, Trick, ShortBus, Get Real, Longtime Companion, Milk, Bridegroom, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Boys in the Band and The Wizard of Oz.

26.                   Be in a monogamous relationship.

27.                    26Be in an open relationship.

28.                    Stop manscaping everything. Grow the Hair!!!1524688_187007774832654_2007157280_n

29.                    Stay friends with a former lover.

30.                   Break out the cheesecake and watch every episode of The Golden Girls.

31.                    gaycoupleHave sex in a foreign country.

32.                   Have sex with someone who doesn’t speak English. (All the better if you can combine this with number 31.)

33.                    Know your status. Get an HIV test.34

34.                    Go to an adult bookstore or movie theater. (We recommend wearing close-toed shoes.)

35.                    Fall in love.foto(6)

36.                    Take your boyfriend home for the family Christmas.

37.                    37Have sex with a woman, just so you can say you did.

38.                    Take a same-sex Latin, Swing or Ballroom dance class.

39.                    Sing a song at karaoke of Cher, Stevie Nicks or Liza Minnelli.

40.                    COME OUT!4549_92873416147_326344_n

5 comments

  1. Really ? #19
    Could you possibly be more offensive. You narrow minded bigot.
    How about mixing things up a bit and fucking a racist white British narcissist.

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    1. No, but is regarding to me and I am white….So for a black guy, it would be with a white guy…It is just a funny list, nothing serious. I am not a bigot, I am self a mixed race, so why should I be a bigot and if you read better the rest of my blog or content than you can see I am no bigot or narrow minded. Just lighten up a bit and see it as a fun thing and self mockery for someone who got 40 today!!!

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